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She’s all that

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I still very much enjoy reading Heather Armstrong. She continues to be the single “best read” out there in the blogosphere. I’ve been reading her for about 4 years now, and recently she’s been highlighted in all sorts of national and international media. If she were ever to write that her husband had died (bless him, he seems cool too!!) I’d buy an airplane ticket right away and head on over to Utah to woo her. Seriously. She’s hot, cute, adorable and very very funny. A couple of years older never bothered me.

– That danish dude

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May 14, 2008 at 10:53 am

Crazy

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I’m crazy. At least that’s how it feels when you’re kinda in love. There’s this one particular girl who just makes my head spin these days. I seriously thinks she’s all that. And then some.

Just a few minutes ago I sent her a little message on facebook, asking her to think about if I could take her out for icecream. I know, I’m such a sissy. I sould just walk up to her and take her on my high horse and ride into the sunset. That, without having my hair resemble that of Hal Foster’s Prince Valiant, in any way of course.

Now I have to consider if she now already HAS seen the message, but just now don’t know how to break it to me that she’s already dating 3 of my best friends and pretty much think I’m a big fat nobody who should just not EVER even think of contacting her ever again.

See, I would have spared myself from that by being cool and tell it to her face. But the risk of her saying no on the spot ALWAYS keep me from that kind of behaviour. At least as long as I’m sober. MAN I’ve had some awkward moments practically shouting to a girl that I REALLY liked her, often just as the music dies out. You know, with guys laughing about it and commenting “Easy tiger” and so on. You gotta love that.

MAN I hope she is just a teeny tiny bit interested.

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April 23, 2008 at 12:36 am

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On the market

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Last night I attended a college party and had the busiest night in my life.

Never ever before have I had 3 girls going after me at the same party. I actually sort of made out with all of them (Not at the same time!). I’m 30 years old and they are eight to ten years younger than me. Seriously, am I a bad human being? Or should I just (which has been the case for the past 24 hours) be boosted with confidence and take it all in , as a great, GREAT, GREAT experience?! I mean Zach Braff couldn’t write a better pick-up-party for the hero in a show. And I certainly am the hero in my own life. I even narrate it.

Not only that….a fourth girl told me that she pretty much thought that I was a wonderful person who deserves nothing but the best of what life has to offer.

And then I did something that may or may not have effect on this blog. I told 2 girls about it. This blog I mean, not my conquests of the night! Good heavens, no. I told them that I have started blogging on this tell-it-all kinda thing, and that it was out there for anyone to find. It will be very interesting to see if they manage to find it. One of them is a blogger herself, and she seemed genuinly interested in tracking it down.

Tomorrow I have signed up to have acupuncture students mark crosses on my body with a magic marker. They do this as a part of their final exam to show where they would acutally put the needles, and it’s easy money for me. I just have to lie on a bed and read comics while they deside where to place their imaginary needles on my body. I could think of worse things to do for money.

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April 13, 2008 at 1:17 am

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