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Crazy

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I’m crazy. At least that’s how it feels when you’re kinda in love. There’s this one particular girl who just makes my head spin these days. I seriously thinks she’s all that. And then some.

Just a few minutes ago I sent her a little message on facebook, asking her to think about if I could take her out for icecream. I know, I’m such a sissy. I sould just walk up to her and take her on my high horse and ride into the sunset. That, without having my hair resemble that of Hal Foster’s Prince Valiant, in any way of course.

Now I have to consider if she now already HAS seen the message, but just now don’t know how to break it to me that she’s already dating 3 of my best friends and pretty much think I’m a big fat nobody who should just not EVER even think of contacting her ever again.

See, I would have spared myself from that by being cool and tell it to her face. But the risk of her saying no on the spot ALWAYS keep me from that kind of behaviour. At least as long as I’m sober. MAN I’ve had some awkward moments practically shouting to a girl that I REALLY liked her, often just as the music dies out. You know, with guys laughing about it and commenting “Easy tiger” and so on. You gotta love that.

MAN I hope she is just a teeny tiny bit interested.

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April 23, 2008 at 12:36 am

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The World

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When watching the american presidential debates, I can’t help but feel so sad that the power of Clinton’s campaign and Obama’s campaign aren’t combined. Two democrats with a lot of good on their mind.

For the life of me I cannot comprehend why the americans can even begin to think about voting for the recent republican candidates. To me and A LOT of other Europeans it doesn’t make any sense to give the power to people who have done such an utter shitty job the last 8 years. To me, that’s crazy.

BUT then…I didn’t vote for my own current government, and I feel ashamed when foreigners bring up the subject of our current Danish goverment. I guess there are many many americans who DIDN’T vote for Bush and won’t vote for McCain.

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April 21, 2008 at 9:21 pm

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Nice

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WOW.

3 hours of being lightly touched by the hands of a very beautiful young lady. Nice. I came close to falling asleep twice, it was THAT nice. It was somewhat awkward to lie in a room with 6 other “models” (their term) with nothing but my boxers on. 3 of the models were girls, who had veeeeery little on. I was afraid I should show my obvious approval when lying on my back, but no disasters in that department. Actually there was nothing sexual about it. It was just REALLLLLY REALLLLLY nice. Afterwards I went out for coffee with 5 of my good friends, and I felt like I hovered 3 inches from the ground. I was that relaxed. I’ll be sure to sign up to that if the possibility should ever occur again.

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April 13, 2008 at 9:28 pm

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On the market

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Last night I attended a college party and had the busiest night in my life.

Never ever before have I had 3 girls going after me at the same party. I actually sort of made out with all of them (Not at the same time!). I’m 30 years old and they are eight to ten years younger than me. Seriously, am I a bad human being? Or should I just (which has been the case for the past 24 hours) be boosted with confidence and take it all in , as a great, GREAT, GREAT experience?! I mean Zach Braff couldn’t write a better pick-up-party for the hero in a show. And I certainly am the hero in my own life. I even narrate it.

Not only that….a fourth girl told me that she pretty much thought that I was a wonderful person who deserves nothing but the best of what life has to offer.

And then I did something that may or may not have effect on this blog. I told 2 girls about it. This blog I mean, not my conquests of the night! Good heavens, no. I told them that I have started blogging on this tell-it-all kinda thing, and that it was out there for anyone to find. It will be very interesting to see if they manage to find it. One of them is a blogger herself, and she seemed genuinly interested in tracking it down.

Tomorrow I have signed up to have acupuncture students mark crosses on my body with a magic marker. They do this as a part of their final exam to show where they would acutally put the needles, and it’s easy money for me. I just have to lie on a bed and read comics while they deside where to place their imaginary needles on my body. I could think of worse things to do for money.

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April 13, 2008 at 1:17 am

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Passwords

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I have about 15 online profiles with login features. This means 15 passwords. Yes, I tend to use the same few ones a lot, even though it’s stupid, and yesterday my own personal website got hacked, and I lost a bit of stuff – not much, though. So today I went through all my different online login procedures and changed all the passwords. I am sure this will be an absolute nightmare for a couple of weeks or so. But I also think I’ll have to do it on a regular basis – change them every now and then. Tonight I’m heading out to see my friends from Lilyphone perform. Check them out.

– That danish dude

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April 10, 2008 at 6:18 pm

How old can a crush be?!

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Man.

A girl I had a serious crush on in elementary school just signed on to facebook and added me as a friend. I haven’t seen her in…10 years, easily. Maybe more. She was 2 classes above me, but for what seems like SOME YEARS I had a serious and very secret crush on her. Even when she graduated and went on to highschool, I often thought about her. I am positive that she has NO idea, because I have no recollection of ever telling anyone about it. Not one person. Strange when you think about it because I always shared this kind of stuff with a few trusted friends. We always knew who the others were in to. But not this one. Of course she still looks amazing, and even signed on as “single”. Maybe I should just drum up the courage to ask her out. I am basically a wimp when it comes to this kind of stuff. With any and every girl I ever went out with it has been a nightmare and a near incompleteable task to ask. Why does this have to be so freaking hard to do?!

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April 9, 2008 at 12:54 am

On behaviour

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Wow.

Today we evaluated the first few months on a course with one of our teachers. (University, that is…) He hasn’t been too enthusiastic in our classes, and we’ve kinda given him hell for it. Not in that old fasion elementary school-way -regretfully! No, in a really mature adult-like way, basically just telling him that it sucks to be a student that has to wait for the teacher to keep up. He’s been late most of the times. He’s been really REALLY awful at providing reading material for our course, and he’s given us some pretty poor material. Often he asks himself out loud “now WHY did I include this?…honestly guys, I can’t even remember”… AND he has the lamest excuses EVER, when we bust him. “Well, the subway was kinda late”, “I broke my glasses 3 weeks ago, and haven’t had the time to buy new ones yet, and these old ones are really bad…uhm” (even HE didn’t know where he was going with that one). Worst of all, he gets a little bitchy when faced with the fact that he doesn’t do enough as a teacher at this (the highest educational) level…

What can you do except shake your head and hope that you through some mysterious luck learn enough anyway…

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April 8, 2008 at 2:01 am

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